英语翻译在这里面的最佳答案里,

英语翻译在这里面的最佳答案里,
英语翻译
在这里面的最佳答案里,

英语翻译在这里面的最佳答案里,
第一幕
地点：祝英台家中.椅子三把,桌子一张.
人物：英台母（下简称英母）,英台父（下简称英父）,马公子,管家及随从数人.
（英台父气冲冲上场,英台母追上）
英母：老公,老公啊~（拉住英父）
Darling, darling!
英父（怒气冲冲的转身）：再说什么也没有用,英台的婚事绝对不能这么草率!
Don’t say anything!
It couldn't be so carelessly with Yingtai's marriage!
英母：可是老公啊,人家马公子可是郑重其事,明媒正娶的啊……（被英父打断）
But my dear, Mr. Ma is really serious.
It'll be a formal wedding.
英父：我跟你说过多少遍了,现在是改革开放的新时代,孩子的婚事不能再由父母操办……
I have told you several times,
It’s a new time and never like before,
we can’t interfere with our children’s wedding.
（被场外音打断）

场外音：马公子聘礼到~
（一个管家模样的人快步走上,手执一份礼单）
管家：我家公子派小人给二老送来这些礼品,不成敬意,还望笑纳.（打开礼单宣读,随从们双手捧礼品上场）茅台一瓶~云烟一条~钻石首饰一套~肯德基外带全家桶一份~家庭影院一套~正在运输途中~凯迪拉克一辆~正在厂里维修~法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔一座……
Excuse me, sir.
These things are for you, as for my young master’s great respect.
These are Chinese Mao-Tai alcohol, a bar of cigarette , a jewelry, food of KFC, a set of family cinema, they’re on the way. And a brand new Cadillac, it’s in the factory. Well, my master will offer you an Eiffel Tower.
英父、英母：啊?
What?
管家：啊错了错了,是法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔参观券一套~还有西湖龙井北京烤鸭十八街麻花陕西泡馍东北大锅菜王志和臭豆腐都已经差人送进厨房钦此~~~~
Oh, sorry! I have made a mistake.
It’s a ticket for visiting the Eiffel Tower. And Xihu Longjing Tea, Beijing Duck Barbecue, 18th. Street Mahua, Shanxi Paomo, Northeast Daguocai, Wangzhihe Stinky tofu are in the chicken now.
（英母跪下,双手毕恭毕敬接过礼单,管家下场）
英母：老公啊,看看看看,人家马公子派人送来这么多礼物,咱家英台是非他莫属了……
My dear, look at him.
He gives us so many presents, well, I think, he will be the best choice of Yingtai’s husband.
英父：你一个妇道人家知道什么,看看马公子那副德行,怎么看怎么像马桶……（此时马公子已经上场,站在英父身后）
How can you say that?
Look at him, he just like a bullshit.
马公子（掏出手帕擦汗）：多谢伯父没说我长的像冯巩.
Thank you for your highly commend.
英父（闻声回头）：你~
Shit., Jesus!
马公子（啪的一声打开折扇）：不错,在下就是闭月羞花沉鱼落雁才高八斗貌似天仙玉树凌风赛潘安一枝梨花压海棠人送外号上天下地无所不能美貌与智慧并存、英雄与侠义的化身——马德才.（掏出一把一分的纸币向空中一撒,作天女散花状）
Well ,you know. I’m the best , most handsome, mast cleaver man in the worle
I have pretty face with wisdom, and brave with strong sense of justice.
Everyone called me Ma Wencai.
英母（赶忙迎上去）：哎呦~马公子,快请坐~（对场外）如花,快去给马公子沏茶~（弯下腰去捡钱）
Well, just sit down, please, Mr. Ma. Ruhua, make a tea for Mr. Ma.
（场外一男音：是,夫人.）
Yes, Madam.
马公子（慢慢坐下）：伯父伯母,不知在下和英台的婚事……
Father, mother.
I wonder if you could tell me that my marriage with Yingtai.
英母：哎呦~那还用说嘛,当然是~（被英父打断）
Well, obviously it’s ……
英父：免谈!（怒气冲冲冲地站起来,指着马公子）你知道什么是马克思列宁主义吗?
Negative! Do you know what the Marxsim is?
马公子：不知道……
Sorry ,I don’t.
英父：你知道什么是改革开放吗?
Do you know what the Reform and Opening is?
马公子：不知道……
Eh…..
英父：你知道什么是那斯达克指数吗?
Do you know what is the NASDAQ Index?
马公子：不知道……
Sorry, I don’t know.
英父：你知道什么是“Who are you”吗?
Do you know who you are?
马公子：……
……
英父：你知道谁是张国荣,谁是张曼玉,谁是罗纳尔多,谁是姚明,谁是汤姆.克鲁斯,谁是小甜甜布兰尼吗?（转身对英母）你看看你看看,这么一个什么都不知道的白痴,叫我把英台嫁给他我怎么能放心啊!
Do you know who is Zhang Guorong, Who is Zhang manyu, who is Ronaldo, Yaoming,
Tom Cruse, Britney?
Look at him, he is like a fool, he didn’t know anything!
I think it’s wrong for Yingtai to marry him.
马公子：伯父,我……
Father, I ……
英父（转身对马公子）：你什么你,你除了钱还有什么!
What the fucking hell are you? What do you have except money?
马公子：伯父果然对小婿了如指掌,小婿这次就是带了300万的礼金……
You are so cleaver to know me , I just bring 3 million presents for you.
英父：我呸!你以为钱就能买到一切吗?我告诉你,真正的爱情是无价的!你以为300万就能……（逐渐反应过味来）300万……（走过去小声对马公子）那300万是我一个人的还是俩人的……
Shit! Do you think you can buy anything with money? I need to tell you something that love is highly moral, money cannot buy it! 3 million? It’s all of mine or with my wife?
马公子：当然是伯父伯母一人一半了……
Of course it belongs to you and mother .
英父：绝对不行!
Negative.
马公子：那就四六开……
What about 60 percent?
英父：三七开,她三我七,否则免谈!
70 percent or get away!
马公子：那就按伯父的意思办!（掏出一张契约）劳烦伯父在上面签个字,就算是同意我和英台的婚事了…
It’s all of you! Well, please sign your name on the paper about my wedding.
（契约被英父一把抢去）
英父：那还用说,我打心眼里一万个同意（掏出钢笔来准备签字）,哎马公子,那300万是给现金还是给支票啊……
Yeah! Actually I agree with your wedding with my daughter. I have a question for you.Do you pay the 3 million with cash or check
马公子：就300块钱还要什么支票啊.
It’s 300 Yuan, no need with check..
英父：是啊,就300块钱还要什么支票……（笔停下,诧异的看着马公子）300……块?不是300万吗?
Yeah!It’s 300 Yuan, no need with check…… Wait. 300 Yuan? Isn’t it 3 million?
马公子：300万是这次婚礼的总开销,今天给您的礼金就300块……
Well, all cast of the wedding is 3 million yuan.
The money for you is 300 yuan today.
（英父把契约扔到地下）
马公子（弯腰去捡契约）：伯父您要嫌钱少咱们还可以再商量……
It’s not a problem. I can pay more money if you are not satisfied.
英父：他就不是钱的问题!（抽泣状）他丢不起那人啊……
It’s not about money. It’s about my face.
马公子：伯父教训的是,婚姻这么重要的问题不应该拿金钱来衡量.不过小婿听说伯父喜欢旅游,所以前几天特意在夏威夷买了一套度假别墅……
Father is right. Wedding is not money can judge.
But I have some words for you. I think you’ll like it.
I have been bought you an apartment in Hawaii, I knew that you like to have visits.
英父：此话当真?
Are you serious?
马公子（掏出一串钥匙）：这就是度假别墅的钥匙,机票我也买好了,只要伯父答应我和英台的婚事……（契约又被英父抢去）
The key is for that apartment. And I bought you plane tickets. Nevertheless you agree my wedding with Yingtai.
英父：你这不耽误我度假时间嘛……（刚掏出笔来要签字就被场外音打断）
You are wasting my time to take a vacation.
场外音：老爷夫人不好了!小姐失踪了!
Father, mother, there is a problem. Our young lady is missing.
英父：英台!（跑下台过程中顺手把钥匙从马公子手中抢走）
Yingtai.
英母：我的英台呀!（跑下台）
My dear Yingtai.
马公子（愣了一下）：我的钥匙啊!（追下台）
My keys.
（灯光暗下,第一幕结束）
第二幕
地点：梁山伯念书的私塾.
人物：私塾先生,梁山伯,祝英台,伴读书童数人.
画外音：祝英台自逃婚后到处游走,这一日来到了梁山伯念书的私塾外.
先生：关关雎鸠,在河之舟~（顺时针摇头晃脑,自我陶醉状）
Guan guan ju jiu,zai he zhi zhou.
梁山伯（与众书童）：关关雎鸠,在河之舟~（逆时针摇头晃脑,自我陶醉状）
Guan guan ju jiu ,zai he zhi zhou.
先生：山伯,跟你说过多少遍了,要顺时针摇头!
Shan bo, I have been told you several times, you should roll your head in right direction, not left.
梁山伯：是,先生.
Yes ,sir.
先生：窈窕淑女,君子好逑~
Yao tiao shu nv ,jun zi hao qiu.
梁山伯（与众书童）：窈窕淑女,君子好逑~
Yao tiao shu nv ,jun zi hao qiu.
先生：山伯~顺时针摇头!
Shan bo, in right direction.
（祝英台上场,口唱"我是一只小小小小鸟……"）
先生：山伯,你去看看是何人喧哗.
Shan bo, who is singing.
梁山伯：是,先生.
Yes, sir.
（祝英台唱"Super Star",见到梁山伯后改唱儿歌）
祝英台（指着梁山伯）：一只蛤蟆一张嘴,两只眼睛四条腿……
一只蛤蟆一张嘴,两只眼睛四条腿……
梁山伯：呔!何方妖孽,竟敢在此捣乱!
Hey, who are you? Don’t you know that you are disturbing our class?
祝英台：这是我的名片.（递名片）
I’m sorry. It’s my ID card.
梁山伯（接名片念）：祝英台,又名瑟琳娜,18岁,因逃婚在外而居住地不详.天平座,性格活泼,崇拜偶像蔡依琳……
Zhu Yingtai, Slina.18 years old. Unkown address for the runs away the marriage. Libra.Outgoing. love Cai Yilin.
祝英台：And what is your name?
梁山伯：My name is 梁山伯.祝兄的歌声固然美妙,可是却不想惊扰了先生讲课,还请祝兄跟我走一趟去向先生赔罪.
My name is lianshanbo. Brother, though your voice is beautiful, but it disturb our class. Please go with me and say sorry to my teacher.
（拉着祝英台向场下走）
祝英台：梁兄,好像方向错了……
Brother, is it the right direction?
梁山伯：难道祝兄没有听说地球是圆的吗?往这边走不过绕个远而已,正好请祝兄教我一些乐理知识.（继续拉着祝英台向场下走）祝兄有所不知,我也是蔡依林的歌迷,不知道她最近又出了什么新专辑啊……
Don’t you know that the earth is round? We just had an another route.
By the way, I have some questions for you.
Did you know that, I’m a fan of singer Cai. Did she get a new CD?
（下场）
（灯光暗下,第二幕结束）
第三幕
地点：野外. 人物：梁山伯,祝英台
画外音：祝英台跟着梁山伯一起进了私塾,一起谈天论地,喝酒划拳……哦,拿错旁白了,他们一起谈天论地,引吭高歌.但是,所谓天网恢恢,疏而不漏.祝英台的父母和马公子历经千辛万苦终于将祝英台捉拿归案……这一日,祝英台和梁山伯在野外依依惜别.（场外一顿群殴之声"你怎么念的旁白""都是什么乱七八糟的"……）
梁山伯：祝兄,送君千里,终有一别,咱们就此别过吧……（低下头去）
Brother Zhu, I can just see you off here. I’m sorry.
祝英台：梁兄,此时此刻,你难道就没什么话要对我说吗?
Brother liang, don’t you have any word for me at these moment?
梁山伯：我……（欲言又止）没有……
I……don’t……
祝英台（伤心地唱）：后来,我总算学会了如何去爱,可惜你早已远去消失在人海；后来,终于在眼泪中明白,有些人,一旦错过就不在……（扭过脸去不愿再看）
（梁山伯去劝祝英台,被英台一把甩开）
梁山伯：英台,别伤心了,你看,这只蝴蝶翅膀上写着字呢.
Yingtai, don’t be distressing. Look, there are some words on the wing of this butterfly.
祝英台：你骗我.（仍然不回头）
You are lying.
梁山伯：我念给你听：我是一只小小鸟,爱你可把性命抛.英语日语全不怕,台上台下都叫好.
Well, I say to you: 我是一只小小鸟,爱你可把性命抛.英语日语全不怕,台上台下都叫好.
祝英台：我……爱……英……台……（缓缓地转过头去看着梁山伯）
I love Yingtai.
梁山伯：你问我爱你有多深……月亮代表我的心（作者忘记中间的词了*#%￥……）
……
祝英台（惊喜地）：梁兄,你这话可是当真?
Brother liang, are you serious?
梁山伯（跪下说）：曾经有一份真挚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等失去的时候我才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此.如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会,我会对你说：我爱你!如果要我给这三个字加上一个期限,我希望是---------一万年!（这里一定要用方言说,这段台词已经快被说烂了,如果不用方言的话,最终的效果将会……）
……
祝英台：梁兄,你不要再说了
Brother Liang, don’t say anything.
（蔡依琳《说爱你》音乐声响起）
（二人跟着音乐声边舞边唱,只唱一遍.最后一句"这一刻,我终于勇敢说爱你"一定要两个人互相指着唱出来）
（音乐声突然停）
祝英台：Bye~
Bye~
梁山伯：赛又拿拉~（找不到日文输入法,理解意思就是了*^_^*）
赛又拿拉~
（二人从两侧下场,灯光暗下,第三幕结束）
第四幕
地点：教堂内. 人物：祝英台,马公子,神父,4名侍者
（婚礼进行曲响起,祝英台很不情愿地被马公子拉入教堂.4名侍者撒纸屑庆祝,2人走到神父面前时,4名侍者同时转身,拿出清扫工具开始清理刚刚撒下的纸屑,然后排成一队退场）
神父：马德才先生,你愿意娶祝英台小姐为妻吗?
Mr. Ma Decai, do you agree to marry miss Zhu Yingtai?
马公子：我愿意!（拉住想跑的英台）
I agree.
神父：祝英台小姐……
Miss Zhu Yingtai……
祝英台：No!
不!
神父（对马公子）：她说的什么鸟语?（马公子摇头,神父转向祝英台）小姐,请你用普通话回答：你愿意……（被英台打断）
What did she say? Miss Zhu, please speak in English.
祝英台：我不愿意!（使劲挣脱马公子的手,跑下场）
No, I don’t.
马公子：英台!等等!（追下）
Yingtai, wait a minute.
神父：我从没见过这样的情侣,愿上帝保佑你们,阿门~（划十字）
I have never seen that before. God bless you, Amen.
（灯光暗下,第四幕结束）
第五幕
地点：梁山伯坟前
人物：祝英台,梁山伯（鬼魂）,英母,英父,马公子,神父,侍者数名.
画外音：梁山伯和祝英台分手后一直卧床不起,终于驾鹤西游了.这一日,祝英台来到梁山伯的坟前……）
祝英台：梁兄!你死的好惨哪~（扑在坟头上哭）
Brother Liang, your dead is so tragic!
（侍者闻声赶上,把英台拉开）
侍者：这位小姐,这个坟是我们神父的,他前几天主持婚礼,结果新娘说了一句鸟语他没听懂,觉得受了莫大的耻辱,就用面条上吊自杀了.你那位梁兄的坟在那边……
Lady, this grave is our Father’s.
He took charge of a wedding days ago. But he couldn’t understand the wife. So,he kill himself with a noodle.
The grave of liang is over there.
祝英台：&*%#……（赶到另一个坟头扑在坟上哭泣,唱"小白菜"曲调）梁山伯啊,命好苦啊,你怎忍心,离开我啊~梁兄~
……
画外音：这个时候天空中突然一声炸雷,一道闪电把梁山伯的坟劈开.
（梁山伯站了起来）
祝英台：啊~梁兄~
Ah,my brother.
梁山伯：英台~（两人相拥）
Yingtai.
（这个时候英母,英父,马公子,侍者上场,神父从坟里爬出来,众人共同道祝福）
众人：恭喜恭喜,有情人终成眷属~
Congratulations, Jack shall have Jill.
梁山伯&祝英台：同喜同喜,来来来,大家吃喜糖……
Thanks. Come on, everyone, have candies.
神父：不知道二位以后有什么打算?
What will you do in the futher?
梁山伯：这个嘛……（被祝英台打断）
Well,……
祝英台：我们已经想好了!
We have something to do……
（梁山伯与祝英台开始猜拳--"两只小蜜蜂啊,飞在花丛中啊,飞啊"……说到"飞啊"的时候,2人摆出泰坦尼克的POSE,同时泰坦尼克的音乐响起）
画外音：本来梁山伯想变成蝴蝶的,可是祝英台非要变成蜜蜂,唉~都是女权主义的错啊……
（音乐声中,众人谢幕,剧终）

The first act
Location: zhu yingtai home. The chair, table a three.
Character: English set mother (hereinafter the mother) under, English set father (hereinafter the father), under the horse's...

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The first act
Location: zhu yingtai home. The chair, table a three.
Character: English set mother (hereinafter the mother) under, English set father (hereinafter the father), under the horse's son, housekeeper and ancillaries several people.
(English set father storms play, English set mother overtook)
The mother: husband, hubby ~ (pulls the father)
The father (irate turn) : besides what is useless, English set marriage is absolutely cannot be so careless!
The mother: but the husband, somebody else horse childe but seriously, legally marry ah... (by the English father interrupts)
The father: I told you many times, is now the new era of reform and opening-up, the child's marriage cannot again by mom or dad... (otc sound interrupts)
Otc sound: horse childe dowry to ~
(a steward person's shape trot, hand hold one copy to perhaps)
Steward: my house childe pie SIMS give Chou sent these gifts, no respect, still hope you can accept. (open perhaps read, platoons hands gift playing) maotai a bottle of ~ ~ vapour a diamond jewelry is a set of ~ KFC take-out family barrels a ~ family cinema a set of ~ are now in transit ~ Cadillac a car factory maintenance ~ ~ is the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France a...
The father, British mother:?
Steward: ah wrong wrong, is participating the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France and a set of ~ 18 street west lake dragon well Beijing roast duck DaGuoCai shaanxi bubble buns northeast manual twist WangZhiHe stinky tofu have been sent into the kitchen khin sent this ~ ~ ~ ~
(the British mother knelt, perhaps, steward took a respectful hands off
Britain's mother: hubby, see see, somebody else horse childe send someone sent so many gifts, I English set is he mo belonged to...
The father: you a somebody else know what duty and see horse childe that vice virtue, look how be like closestool... (when the horse childe has played in the father, and stood behind)
The horse childe (pulls out a handkerchief to wipe off sweat) : thanks uncle didn't say I long like ping2 gong3.
The father (heard back) : you ~
The horse childe (snap open folding fan) : good, next is BiYueXiuHua ChenYuLaYan hits the seemingly fairy yushu PanAn a pear glide pressure hitom sent nickname heaven above omnipotent beauty with wisdom coexist, hero and chivalrous incarnation - MaDeCai. (take out a penny of notes to the air a sa, make day female spread flower shape)
The mother (hurried to meet it) : : ouch ~ horse childe, quick, quick, please sit ~ (otc) flower, quick to go to the horse childe tea ~ (bent down to pick up money)
(otc one male sound: is, madam.
The horse childe (sat down slowly) : uncle aunt, don't know next and English set marriage...
Britain's mother: oh no! That still use to say, of course is ~ (by the English father interrupts)
The father: no way! (livid rushed to stand up, pointing to the horse childe) you know what marxism-leninism?
The horse childe: don't know...
The father: do you know what's reform and opening up?
The horse childe: don't know...
The father: do you know what is the nasdaq?
The horse childe: don't know...
The father: do you know what is "Who sucstressed copy"?
The horse childe:...
The father: do you know who is Leslie cheung, who is cheung, who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise, who is after britney spears was? (turn of the British mother) you see you see, so a what all don't know an idiot, asked me the English set to marry him how I can rest assured!
The horse childe: uncle, I...
The father (turned to horse childe) : you what you, what you do besides money!
The horse childe: uncle indeed as expected to small hand, ' 'this is small with 300 million gift...
The father: my pei! Do you think money can buy everything? I tell you, true love is priceless! Do you think 300 million can... (gradually reaction scent to 300 million... (walk past whispered to horse childe) the 300 million is my one or two people of...
The horse childe: of course is uncle aunt one person half...
The father: absolutely not!
The horse childe: then his open......
The father: SanQiKai, she three my seven, or no!
The horse childe: that would mean by uncle do! (pulls out a contract) help uncle just sign your word, even agree with me and English set marriage... (contract by the English father clutched)
The father: you bet, I played really 10,000 agree (pulls out a pen to prepare signature), ah, the 300 million horse childe cash or cheque is to give ah...
The horse childe: just 300 dollars even what check ah.
The father: yes, just 300 dollars even what check... (pen stopped, surprised looked at the horse childe) 300... Block? Not 300 million?
The horse childe: 300 million is the wedding of total costs, today to your gift is 300 pieces...
(the British father contract into underground)
The horse childe (bent to pick pact) : uncle you want money we also can consult...
The father: he's not a question of money! (sobs form) he can't afford to lose the man ah...
The horse childe: uncle lesson is that marriage such an important problems should not take money. But small 'hear uncle like travelling, so a few days ago specially in Hawaii and bought a set of holiday villa...
The father: do you really mean it?
The horse childe (pulls out a bunch of keys) : this is the holiday villa keys, ticket I also try to win sb's favor, as long as uncle promise me and English set marriage... (contract again by the English father rob to)
The father: you not wasting my vacation time...... (just took out a pen to sign was outside sound interrupts)
Otc sound: master lady bad! Miss disappeared!
The father: English set! (ran down the key process conveniently from horse childe hand robbed)
Britain's mother: my English set! (ran down)
The horse childe (leng once) : my keys! (up to step down)
(light AnXia, the first act of the end)

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